Reddit should be hurled into the sun.

For those of you who can afford to live under rocks, Reddit is the world's biggest content aggregation site at the moment. It touts itself as the "Front page of the internet" while providing a home for the good folks over in /r/ incest and /r/ picsofdeadkids. Yeah, this shit exists.

But that's for later. What I'm talking about right now is the stinky brown log that is /r/ fitness, floating in the toilet that is Reddit.

What amazes me is how they manage to turn something as normally indivualistic as "fitness" and turn it towards the Reddit hivemind, taking what is currently popular and telling everyone to do it. What currently is popular is Starting Strength with about 4 too many modifications that make no fucking sense.

I can answer these questions for ya. 1. It doesn't fucking matter. 2. No one cares about your weird cock. And 3. You can try giving a shit about lifting, that always helps.

And the questions they get there are just baffling. I wish gyms were more like an underground terrorist ring so these retards couldn't find them, and also I want to blow up the pentagon.

All except one are just asking for approval.

Stupid fucking questions like "Should I stop bashing on crossfit and try it out" are always there. The people there never actually do anything without asking for approval first. And the ones they choose to nitpick over are so fucking stupid. Yeah, sure, try Crossfit if you fucking want. It doesn't matter to me or anyone else on the internet except for people who like crossfit.

Look, Crossfit sucks but at least they introduce people to barbells. All /r/ fitness does is introduce people to the hivemind that god forbid someone do something without their approval. Fuck people like that because they're pussies who need other people to tell them what to do. It's nearly as bad as Crossfit in that respect.