Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Group Think

There is nothing else in the world that has more potential to be badass then a big group of people all working towards the same goal. This applies to all things in life, especially getting fucking strong. If a weak dude just lifts in his basement, he has no one to call him a pussy. He can just fail his 275 pound squats and quit forever. If that happens in a good gym, everyone in the room will be calling him a weak bitch who has to get his shit together.

Notably, we have powerlifter Tom Norchez, from Israel (a fact he considers so important he answers only to it.) Formerly, a wannabe monk, joined a group of people who all wanted to get strong and then he got strong. Fucking strong

Tommy Norchez making shit look good

Although, we probably should not go off of Tim because, frankly, he's out of his fucking mind for lifting heavy shit. Although... I've seen a lot of his training videos, and notably he always has a bunch of dudes there to call him a pussy when he fails. The entire group has their minds all laser focused on one thing, to get strong. And when you're with a group like that, it rubs off on you. I would know. When i train at home, I feel like shit. And when I don't, I feel good. This is the way science is done.

But what is happening in these gyms is that a bunch of people all decided to do one thing at once. It's weird when it's something like Vandalism or gang rape, but it's entirely different when it comes to getting strong.

Another thing that can happen is that when a group of people all turn against one dude they hate. Due to the fact that I am entirely uneducated, a convicted felon, and barely literate, I have become employed at a fast food establishment known as McDonald's. You may have heard of it.

The point is that everyone on the crew is cool with each other, then this fucking jerk off named ram rod gets hired. In addition to being a cock, he also picked fights, stole food, threw away good food, burned several people with grease, and just generally ruined everything. With the team work of everyone involved, we managed to make him cry basically every shift. It turned into a game later on. I only regret not making him cry more.

The point is, if you have trouble training, find a group of people. Your lifts will go up 40% if there is someone there to call you a little bitch, plus benching is a lot easier.

Go to a black iron gym. They're fucking badass.

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