The Real Deal

It's time you guys met the real me. Believe it or not, the you think I am from reading this is actually me. But you gotta admit I make a couple good points. We gotta make a rundown of both 70s Big and Lift Big Eat Big.

70s Big: An okay site with a decent community, but I think Justin spends a bit too much time not actually talking about getting 70s Big, and more of being jacked and healthy. They tend to take a lot of picture where they look like they're about to have a hot, sweaty orgy, but that's okay because they got some decent enough info and don't give a shit if you disagree.

Lift Big Eat Big: This is a doozy. I don't know where to start. After I edited some pictures to make them less than flattering, so Marshall responded by saying I hurt his feelings on his facebook:

 Then his circlejerking friends responded with a few zingers:

Bitch, choose one; keyboard commando or fuckstick?

This is the shit I'm talking about. That Blake Ashley idiot. If someone disagrees with the guys at LBEB they have to be the guys they hate. It cannot possibly be someone who just plain dislikes their bullshit, it must be the one thing they bitch all day about.

Tony thought his zinger was so good he had to show it off to Marshall

These idiots just fucking idolize the guys at LBEB to the point of being embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for them. When they defend someone at LBEB, they have to parade it around shouting for people to approve of them.

And when they insult someone who hates LBEB, they have to call them curlbros. Because that's what Marshall would do and I love Marshall. Fuck them.

Marshall is a fucking hoss, but I would be much more impressed if he wasn't in league with morons. It's hard to these assholes seriously when douches named "Pastor B" are the guys who are considered "experts"

Pastor B seems to hate curlbros and it shows. Never before have I been more unimpressed by someone.

He somehow manages to make worse progress than a Fittitor.

 In the above picture, note the Crossfit shirt. LBEB is composed almost entirely of Crossfitters who like to squat more. That's it. Same fucked up "family" attitude. Both run by ego-maniacal assholes. And neither of them can squat double body weight. A feat that even I am capable of.

I cannot help but be impressed with Marshall, but he has been bamboozled by this conman running his church. Bamboozled and stupified I say! Pastor B is simply repackaging well known knowledge and adding the ol' LBEB twist.

If you like Lift Big Eat Big, you're probably being screwed in the ass while paying for retarded shirts. All the while you're accusing someone who just doesn't give a shit about LBEB of being a curlbro. Which makes no fucking sense. There are a lot of sites that aren't full of shit, but this ain't one of them. I recommend Starting Strength.

It's run by Mark Rippetoe and he knows his shit. He doesn't have the attitude of a wannabe hardass. That's about all I can say about him.

LBEB sucks. It's obviously got some strong people, but Marshall needs to tell Pastor B to fuck off, get his ass into a powerlifting federation and start putting up some records.

I really hope that this will be the last I have to say about LBEB because I'm bored to tears of their bullshit, and their fanboys who don't even lift.

The rest of this blog will, hopefully, be about me and the stupid shit I do. I will most certainly do more posts similar to this one but this is probably the last I got for LBEB. Unlike the guys at LBEB, I powerlift and will be competing in the UPA Nationals this April. Hopefully I can avoid being doxxed until then. If any super slooths at LBEB want to dox be, I'd just like to say you'd be a moron if you're unable to do it.

Another site that's decent: Outlaw Powerlifting.
And for the O lifters: Pendlay's forums

Edit: Marshall White found my log on Starting Strength and decided to be a cocksucker for his Facebook circlejerk.

I'm going to come out and say it; I don't lift as much as Marshall. Any fucking man can say this shit. But I also don't give out advice. I just be a dick over the internet. Nothing wrong with that.

If there is something wrong, it's the fact that this asshole and his circlejerk keep proving my fucking point. I said it over and over, they cannot believe that someone could possibly not like the site LBEB without declaring a fucking war on the subject. I wrote this shit on the fucking wall but you guys seem to love to prove me right.

I'm squatting tomorrow. Video forthcoming. Notably, this will be more than Pastor B can squat