Friday, February 1, 2013

If you like Lift Big Eat Big you're a moron. Part II

There was shit aplenty to be said of LBEB and I felt this required a second part. Upon looking at the comments, most of them were incomprehensible and stupid, but this one caught my eye.

(Content removed because the guy requested it.)

 By the way, when you're done "helping" Timmy I recommend you delete any personal stuff.

So what does this offer of amnesty to rapists mean for LBEB? Nothing good. Even worse is that so far, this is the best they've had to offer. A rapist who doesn't even lift. Am I really supposed to believe the horseshit they spew when this is the best I've seen?

But the one of the main things I wanted to address is the fact that LBEB keeps trying to make retarded connections and make them badass. Leading example is this: Training Music.

Listen to the music you want to listen to. If it's rap, go crazy, if it's metal, awesome blossom. I don't even care if you listen to classical or perhaps some sort of sobbing into a clarinet. It doesn't matter as long as it gets you focused on the lifting.

The claim that since drums use beats, Spartans listened to drums, and therefore rap, which has the beat take the back seat of the bus, is the best to listen to.

That's like saying since Spartans were the first to formalize pederasty then you should fuck a choir boy in the ass before a heavy squat. Of course LBEB probably recommends this, since they apparently offer amnesty for rapists.

Once again, I recommend music that helps you focus on the lift. For me, that's stoner metal. I recommend Sleep, High on Fire, or Black Sabbath

The point is that LBEB seems to see connections that are frail or retarded at best, and this is stupid. They should get their shit together and get some perspective about their self-worth and realize their knowledge is not new.

New rule, if you're going to comment get your head out of your ass.

3 comments:

  1. I would really appreciate it if you removed this from your blog. It is illegal to post slander about another person, and this might affect a future job prospect of mine. Thank you, and have a good one.

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    1. Also, this wasn't actually my personal information. It was an assignment, so that is fake information for now. Thanks, again. :)

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    2. If you are not prepared for a dickish response you should not post on this blog. This is not illegal because you posted this information and any edits I made were satire.

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